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05 September 2010 @ 10:25 pm
Hey all...three of you, or whatever.

If I want anything related to my LJ on Facebook, I can put it there myself. Please don't be with the doing of that. I'm not gonna do it to you
because I can't even bother connecting them, so no worries from me.

brb seeking out Dreamwidth codes just in case~
21 August 2010 @ 11:00 pm
Title: Growing
Genre: I think this might actually qualify as romance, kinda!
Pairings: Semi-requited Snape/Lily, kinda.
Summary: Thirteen-year-old Lily Evans and Severus Snape spend a little bit of summer holiday together and talk about growing up.
Rating/Warnings: I'll say PG for mentions of puberty stuff. 
Disclaimer: If I had the power to declare this canon, I totally would, but I'd let JKR write it for me instead, as she owns it an' all.

It was, without a doubt, the hottest week there had been all summer long.Collapse )
24 July 2010 @ 06:21 pm
So A Very Potter Sequel came out the other day. I've been watching it. It's awoken my inner Harry Potter nerd, who likes to lay dormant for months at a time and then suddenly come exploding out, bursting with fanon and ill-advised fanfiction ideas. I never got into fandom, though, because I read enough Fandom_Wank to know HP fans be crazy, and loud about it. (Oh hai Snapefen and shippers of most stripes!) It's worse, because AVPS features Lupin, who I've loved since forever (although in this incarnation he's kind of a foul-mouthed bad influence, which makes me laugh).

Does anyone on my Flist like Harry Potter also? (Here I answer myself, "Lol no, Elly, or else maybe some of them might READ your weirdo Dylan-inspired fanfic. Or at least they probably don't ship as crackily as you do, you nutcase.") I'd say reasonably sane fans should start a comm in which we are cool and reasonably sane together, but I know better than that. This is Harry Potter; everything turns to the crazy side after a while.

BUT because I'm in this semi-nostalgic geek mood, enjoy some of my wacky headcanon.
A whole lot of this is Marauder-era thought on musical preference, because I'm a loser.Collapse )
17 July 2010 @ 04:08 am

Title: Trouble
Genre: Romancey musings.
Pairings: John Mole/Natasha Una, with mentions of that John Mole/Sharon Wirth thing already in play
Summary: John Mole always ends up falling for the ones who are all wrong for him.
Rating/Warnings: I guess G? I dunno, there's no naughtybits in this.
Disclaimer: Electronic Arts Inc, and its subsidiaries, affiliates and licensors (collectively, "EA") grants me a non- transferable non-exclusive license to download and/or install and use one copy of the software tool ("Tool") and/or materials ("Materials") (collectively the "Tools & Materials") solely for my personal noncommercial use in connection with EA's products, in accordance with the terms below. And Paysites Must be Destroyed!


John Mole couldn’t help it. He liked her. He always had a tendency to fall for the wrong women altogether, at the worst possible times.Collapse )
13 June 2010 @ 02:48 am
Title: His Gal Friday
Genre: General short silliness
Pairings: None intended, although YMMV
Summary: Shoutarou ponders Akiko's role in his hard-boiled detective world, and gets a little carried away with the imagining thing. Inspired by a conversation with my friend about cosplay, of all things.
Rating/Warnings: G for half-boiledness.
Disclaimer: If I had any hand in creating for this show I wouldn't be so baffled that I wrote this.
He'd never admit it, but he thought Akiko had potential.Collapse )
09 March 2010 @ 02:10 am

- use webcam
- no photoshop or editing

Not depicted: By 3 AM I also usually have to pee but am too tired to walk upstairs to the bathroomCollapse )
An actual entry on this thing, like I'm using it for its intended purpose and not just as my fanfic database of Inevitable Laptop Crashing! SHHH THEY'RE VERY SHY.

So hey, um, it looks like CLAMP was co-writing on W episode 24, huh? I am telling myself this because that's the only way I can make any sense of it. (I am not sure if this says more about the episode, or about CLAMP.)

Please don't judge me too harshly for instinctively trying to look up Philip's skirt.

21 February 2010 @ 01:24 pm
So Fandom_Wank serves up yet more delicious Snapefen wank, and in my dark little Snape-pitying heart, I ache because they are all DOIN IT RAWNG and I feel that because of their Wrongness of the Internet, I have to write more fanfiction. This spiral will never END, will it?

Title: Tangled Up In Blue (LOOK AT MY ORIGINAL TITLE that actually has nothing to do with the story at all other than general mood)
Genre: Does "The best ever tragic and doomed to never happen relationship EVER" count as a genre?
Pairings: James/Lily, and of course that delicious staple of unrequited Snape/Lily.
Summary: Lily and Snape settle some things. Kind of.
Disclaimer: If I had a long enough attention span to write the actual Harry Potter books, the whole thing would have been this sad little doomed romance. Who cares about Harry? XD
Lily Potter pulled back her curtains and narrowed her eyes at it, for what must have been the tenth time that morning.Collapse )
04 December 2009 @ 01:54 pm
So, as an early Xmas gift, the internets have provided Fandom_Wank with funny wank again! Snapewank, at that. The massive amounts of missing-the-point found therein inspired me. I have committed Potterfiction.
Title: Suicidal Impulses
Genre: Uh...Snape psychological weirdness?
Pairings: unrequited Snape/Lily and imagined Lily/James
Summary: It wasn't the humiliation that made it his worst memory, but his own idiocy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, blah blah, and all the crap Snape sees here is just his brain. I don't necessarily see it the way he does.

He almost thought he imagined it, in his blind fury and humiliation.Collapse )
14 July 2009 @ 02:23 pm
Title: Integra Arrived First
Genre: Pretty much just PWP.
Pairings: AlucardxIntegra
Summary: Integra tries to rush stress relief. Alucard knows better.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17 for explicit oral sex, loving descriptions of blood, and that good old AxI standard of fighting over who's holding the leash.
Disclaimer: Hellsing's not mine. This baffling fanfic seems to be, though.


Unfortunately, she was in no fit state to see to herself, so she’d have to request Alucard’s assistance. Collapse )