Title: Integra Arrived First
Genre: Pretty much just PWP.
Pairings: AlucardxIntegra
Summary: Integra tries to rush stress relief. Alucard knows better.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17 for explicit oral sex, loving descriptions of blood, and that good old AxI standard of fighting over who's holding the leash.
Disclaimer: Hellsing's not mine. This baffling fanfic seems to be, though.

 

( Unfortunately, she was in no fit state to see to herself, so she’d have to request Alucard’s assistance.  )

 

Title: Alucard Arrived First
Genre: General/Comedy, sort of?
Pairings: Hints of some somewhat creepy AlucardxYoung Integra.
Summary: Walter makes a horrifying discovery.
Rating/Warnings: PG for mention of possibly squicky subject matter
Disclaimer: Hellsing's not mine. This baffling fanfic is, though.

 

( Despite Walter's best efforts, Alucard got there first. )

I'm actually only making a LiveJournal because I'm sick of not being able to comment on LiveJournal entries I come across that strike me.

Maybe someday, I'll actually grow to like this thing, and update it semi-regularly.


Probably not, though. Ask my Xanga about that.

(If you care about how I feel about stuff, it's on my DeviantArt journal. My DeviantArt handle isn't hard to figure out: split between the part that looks like a typo. That's your hint.)